Ween i think on the "My Name is.." thread i actually conceeded that complaining about it was possibly the worst and most stupid thing i could have done! Akin to the baddies in cartoons giving away their hidden weakness'. Of course i had revealed my weakness for boobies along time ago but MAFF!! *bulges vein again* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhh hhhhhhh
One of the reasons i dont like it is that one of my old members of Staff who lets say had the Iq of a crisp packet used to call me Maff. "Orite Maff" would be the first thing i would hear in the morning. Usually followed by "Maff, Maff, Ow do i do this", or "Maff Maff, i was wonderin if i could have the afternoon off" etc etc. He had an amazing talent for mispronunciation; our department was called UAT which stood for User Acceptance Testing. Even after 3 years of working there he insisted to everyone he came into contact with it was called UHT!! We also had a Matalan store nearby. He would always be telling me of the bargains he had picked up during his lunchtime trip to Mataland!!! OMG im going to explode thinking bout it!
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