Originally Posted by
Unchosen
Fiver that it only rains for like an hour at most

Hand it over. Nothing happens in the Midlands till June.
Originally Posted by
Harley's Dad
Ever since Michael Fish (the TV metman) made a fool of himself by saying "what gale?" just before the hurricane of '87, the Met Office have been desperate not to get it wrong again.
He actually said: "Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rung the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way... well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't!"