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Are you glad that it is your turn to answer questions? Oh god
How glad? no
On a scale of one to ten? crap
Admit it, you love getting this much attention from me? Well… yeah
What is your favourite past-time? Spanking you
Do you like making things? Only making a mess
Are fish tacos better than kebabs? Its too close to call
How about fajitas? Do you have cheese on you fajita?
Do you love me? yeah
You will let me spank you lot won't you? Haha, ill be forcing you too
Will you be a good girl? Psht, when am I ever a good girl
Or a bad one? Always am :D
You do realise that bad girls get spanked more don't you? Duh
Do you have any notion how many questions I will ask? Three A4 pages worth…
Name one place you would like to see before you die? Darjeeling
Can I see you before I die? I wouldn’t have it any other way
If you were going on a picnic what would you put in your hamper? Cheese and wine
Would you sit on a bench, on the ground or on a proper blanket? Well, I would prefer the grass, except im allergic, so blanket
Describe the last night you spent outdoors? Erm… a lot of my party life is spent outside, though I guess the last proper time was at the doof I went too.
Did anything bite you? Maggie
Did you bite anything? Haha Magge
Are you the most dangerous lady in Australian wild-life? Rawr, you bet
Rueing being so cheeky yet? Not yet…
What did you want to be when you were little? A guitar player
Would you still like to be that thing? yep
What is the most exciting thing you ever did in bed? Haha, you know that already, but I cant repeat it here
And out of bed? See above answer
Do you want my babies? Yes please
Can we eat them in a nice stew with a bottle of red? I was thinking shish kebabs, but the red sounds nice
You are a cruel wife aren't you? Why? Cause I don’t service you enough?
Can I come and stalk you in Australia? You’re not here already? Get moving woman
Really? yes
Truly? F’oath
Really really cross your heart and hope to be spanked? I always hope to be spanked
Flowers or leaves? Depends if im cooking or decorating
Chocolate or cheese? Cheese
What is your favourite animal? Cats and Butterflies
Do you feel any affinity with this animal? With butterflies, very special symbolically
Any stirring between the loins when you see one? Er… no
Sure? *checks* yeah
Quite sure? *double checks* im sure
Are you getting bored yet? This is better then working
How bored? Erm…
This bored? Not this bored
Or that bored? Yeah, that bored
Is there anybody amusing at your new place of work? Theyre all pretty amusing :p
Have you kissed them yet? Um, no
Are you planning to kiss them? Hah, not really
How about spanking? Yes please Irene
What is your sexiest item of clothing? You know that red bra in my yahoo picture..?
What is the question you would most like to be asked? Something booze related
Neat spirits or mixed? Oh, you know me so well. Mixed, or shots
City centre, inner suburbs or outer suburbs? City is where its at, yo
Riding in cars or the back of a bicycle? Um…. How about on the back of a show pony?
How do you like your eggs in the morning? cooked
Did you learn anything new this week? probably
Describe it? *sigh* Irene can be a real pain when she wants to be :p
If you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything, what would it be (I'll understand if you don't say Irene's bed being spanked :P) Naked in Irene’s bed being spanked :D
Can you speak any languages other than English? nope
Would you like to learn any more languages? Yeah, I would.
Poetry or prose? It really depends on how it is done. You can get good and bad of both
Cinema or theatre? One again, it depends
Drawing or painting? Yet again same answer :p
If you could have one super-power what would it be? The power of Kaboom. Where you point at someone and KABOOM, they implode and all that’s left is a pair of smoking boots…
Would you wear satin hot pants and a cape whilst using your super-power? Clothes?
What colour would the hot pants be if you had to wear them? Red
Would they have a big hand shaped target sewn on? Sure thing!
Saucy but prim, or prim but saucy? Saucy but saucy? Hmm, I dunno, probably prim but suacy
Are you bored yet? Im at work, of course im bored
Sure? yeah
Has anybody ever bitten your cheek? probably
Are you wondering when Irene is going to desist? Haha, whens bed Irene?
Irene is going to take a short break - are you very sad about this? distraught
Gutted? Nope, guts still there
All the colours have gone grey? Need to fix your glasses dear
Thrilled to know I shall be back to ask more? So much I may have wee’d myself a little
How thrilled? extremely
Will you pee your pants? Hahahah, you know me too well
Even a teeny drop of wee? Ill bottle all the wee for you, love
Are you sure? Sure, all post it to you
Are you even wearing pants? It’s a skirt, pants-free :D
Can you honestly remember putting them on this morning? I didnt
Are you sure you didn't take them off at some point? Cant take em off if they weren’t there to begin with
How sure? Well, yeah
Have you checked? Well, I do check a lot…
When did you check? About five minutes ago
Shouldn't you check again now? ok
Would you rather I checked? Yes please
I will be back in bit, so you will enjoy a wee break now? I always enjoy a wee break
You know that I love you don't you? You better woman.
Are you feeling joy to see Irene resume the questions? Hah >.<
Real joy? Im always joyed to see you return
Did you jump in the air? Im at work, so no
Lilos or hammocks? Hammocks!
Describe your favourite childhood memory? When someone bought home this crazy afro wig, and we were all wearing it, and laughing so much. I remember my Grandma laughing so much she was crying J
When was the last time you lay down and looked at the stars? Not for a long time, which is a shame because I love doing that.
Who were you with? I don’t remember
Are you a good cook? I’m an ok cook, I think. Ask Maffew, I made him eat my cooking :p
Were you a studious pupil in school? Hah, I was a lazy student
Well behaved? Most of the time
What happened? I met you
If there was one thing you could tell your 12 year old self what would it be? You will have friends one day.
And your 16 year old self? Tell someone how miserable you are and stop beating yourself up for stuff that isn’t your fault
Would others describe you as outgoing or shy? Depends on the situation. Outgoing with friends, but with intense attacks of shyness. Shy at work or other situations
What was the weirdest present you ever got? My mum bought me a really ugly teacup once. Looked like it was out of the antiques bargain bin.
And the weirdest you ever gave? Hah, a voodoo doll toothpick holder J
Have you ever had a nickname? Not really. I think Erwin is about it.
What was it/were they? Erwin and you, I think
Did you like them? **** oath
When are you coming to London? As soon as I can
How soon? Kinda soon
Really really soon, or ages away soon? Im thinking Christmas this year, if I can
Can I pretend to be a dodgy taxi-driver at the airport with an ERNWIN sign? Or my hired escort, with a tiny skirt and torn fishnets, of and those blue boots please.
Are you a messy, tidy, or something in between? Messy in the bedroom tidy everywhere else. Hah, shurrup Ween, I know what youre thinking.
What is the daftest thing you have ever done? Where do I start.
Who is your favourite artist (music, visual, anything)? **** woman. Do you have any idea? Ok Escher, Dali, Alex Grey, erm… Ok, music… I don’t know where to start.
Are y getting tired yet? kinda
Do you realise this is all your fault? shurrup
Did you really think that I had got my revenge the last time? Hahaha, you and your long term memory
You had no idea I could ask so many questions did you? Its commendable
Beginning to regret asking me so many on the last thread? Haha, never
How much do you regret it? I need a wee
Are you dying for a cigarette yet? Oh, that sounds good
Is the thought of nummy smoke torturing you? Hmm, I can probably wait
Should I continue to be cruel? I better get a spanking at the end of this
What brand of cigarettes do you smoke? Dunhill Blue, most of the time. Every now and then I get chocolate Black Cat’s
When did you start? Start properly smoking? About two years ago, though I did quite a bit before then.
Lighter or matches? Lighter for convenience, but prefer matches
What time of day is it when you first light up? 8:20am usually
Shall I let you take a cigarette break? haha
Will you risk going and letting me ask more questions? Ill get my own, don’t you worry
What if I were to promise not to? Hah, are you going to promise?
Do you think I would break such a promise? If you made a promise you wouldn’t break it
Will you be looking forward to more questions on your return? NO
This has made your day hasn't it? haha, kinda
Ah, like a red rag to a bull? dammit
What did you have for lunch? Promite sammich
Was it good? meh
Would you get lunch from that place again? What place?
Do you love me? Very much
Are you worried about answering all those questions? Haha, my fingers hurt
Were you worried I would take advantage and ask more? A little :p but I like you taking advantage of me
What are your guilty pleasures? Which ones?
What do you do to hide said guilty pleasures? I think I do a pretty bad job of hiding them to be honest :p
Did you go pink just thinking about them? You could say that…
What makes you blush? Everything and nothing.
What makes you blanch? Creamed corn
Do you tan? Hell no
Do you burn? Hell yes
Do you freckle? Yeah, not too bad though
How glad, on a scale of one to ten, are you to hear that I have to sleep? 11
Do you love sleeping? Its lovely.
Next i pick Chocostashchick :)
i dont have time for questions right now though >.<
*waddles back to real work*
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