Thread: Nursery Rhymes!
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Old 21-01-2008, 02:58 AM   #19
Dicky T
 

Haha, awesome!

Does anyone know this one?

Mary had a bicycle,
She rode it on the grass,
Everytime the wheels went round,
A spoke went up her ass.

Or

Mary had a little lamb she thought it rather silly,
She threw it up into the air and caught it by it's,
Willy was a bulldog sitting in the grass,
Went along came a bee and stung him up his,
Ass is a donkey, and I tell no lies,
I saw a policeman doing up his
Flys are a nusence, bees are worse,
And this is the end of my silly little verse!

Dicky!

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