I am not drunk.
But I would like to say...
I act more 'normal' when drunk.
I have a high tolerance, despite being small.
and
I walk in straight lines better when drunk, and when I wear those drunk simulation glasses that the state troopers put on kids to scare them, then make them walk straight. I do. Every time.
This pisses State Troopers off. Or, makes them laugh.
State Troopers are okay people. And have nice hats.
That's all I have to say at the moment.
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