[Bloody-Neko]

The twins found a huge crate. It was full of peculiar creatures with wrinkly old melons. Suddenly Jesus appeared everyone started to dance breakdance without any rhythm. Then they decided to try running backwards down a hill because they couldn't feel the floor. Alcohol was making them hyper so was candy. One decided that they would try to fly off towards the sea but they were too drunk and hyper. Curiously a wind blew knocking off their noses which meant they couldnt sneeze. Not surprisingly, their eyeballs nearly exploded splattering orange gunk onto evil zombie feet that smelt like popcorn