I once knew a guy so hot he was beautiful, and actually really intelligent too.
His name was Joe.
I lusted after him for a while, and when we finally did kiss, it was as if he had lost his watch in my stomach and was prepared to fight tooth, tounge and nail to eradicate my face, open up my throat and retrieve his god damn time timepiece.
When I deflatedly relayed the slobberly affair to a friend, she began to laugh and said 'Sloppy Joe'
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