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Seraphsigh · 02-01-2008, 08:57 PM

So first some background:
I haven't had a boyfriend in forEVER because I'm extremely picky and otherwise completely cut off from the outside world :). Anyway, turns out I found one. We share so many interests and personality traits, he's extremely cute, and he likes spicy curry (that about cinched it). The only problem is that he's a TERRIBLE kisser. Well, for me, anyway. Usually, this would be enough for me to not call him anymore (I know, picky) but this time I'd like to find a way to keep him.

This part is anatomically graphic (mouth parts):

How do I do that? I have no idea. I already started by telling him to please not make his tongue occupy all of my mouth space. Then we discussed rhythm. I still dislike it though. Very slobbery. Very messy. Very icky. He's a musician too, but it's like he can't count. :)
He seems okay with me bossing him around, but I need a more definitive plan. Has anyone had any prior experience with this? I'd take an entertaining story instead of advice. :)

xoxoxo

02-01-2008, 08:57 PM	#1
Seraphsigh Jeder Engel ist schrecklich Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: US I am currently:	Training bad kissers (don't read if kissing bothers you) So first some background: I haven't had a boyfriend in forEVER because I'm extremely picky and otherwise completely cut off from the outside world :). Anyway, turns out I found one. We share so many interests and personality traits, he's extremely cute, and he likes spicy curry (that about cinched it). The only problem is that he's a TERRIBLE kisser. Well, for me, anyway. Usually, this would be enough for me to not call him anymore (I know, picky) but this time I'd like to find a way to keep him. This part is anatomically graphic (mouth parts): How do I do that? I have no idea. I already started by telling him to please not make his tongue occupy all of my mouth space. Then we discussed rhythm. I still dislike it though. Very slobbery. Very messy. Very icky. He's a musician too, but it's like he can't count. :) He seems okay with me bossing him around, but I need a more definitive plan. Has anyone had any prior experience with this? I'd take an entertaining story instead of advice. :) xoxoxo
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