There is no such thing as one quick pint, you drink the first one and feel fine but a bit thirsty, so you have another to quench your thirst and before you know it you're trying to remember how many you've had (because EVERYONE knows you can't get a hangover if you've had an even number) and you only stop to conduct a pub-wide rendition of Boulevard Of Broken Dreams, pint in hand... does anyone else sometimes miss college?
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