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Old 09-12-2007, 08:59 PM   #1
Aphelion
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My mother is HARDCORE :D

Alright, picture a friendly looking lady, in her late 40s, nice green coat, black rimmed glasses, carrying a simple black handbag and some christmas shopping, sitting quietly on the bus minding her own buisness.
Then a group a chav girls, aged about 12 or 13, start making obscene comments about her, with absolutely no regard for the surrounding or if she can hear them. She ignores them and pretends like nothing is happening cos' it's slightly embarassing for her and probably everyone else on the bus. However, they do not stop the taunting. The remarks get ruder and louder until they decide to start throwing things at her head. She loses her patience, turns around and tells them to stop. The taunting and mockery just gets worse, they start kicking her chair, her bags, everything. No one else on the bus does anything to help.
At that point, mother dearest snaps. She turns around, grabs one of the girls by the shirt and HEADBUTTS HER.
Yes, I shít you not. She wollops the girl right in the head and tells her to "**** the **** off or she'll break her arms off" and the girl just stares up in horror and starts mumbling that it wasn't her.
Quite content with herself, my mother moves away after that little ordeal until she reaches her bus stop. Once she gets off she waits for the bus to pass until she sees the girls still sitting there. Just as they notice her outside she gives them the middle finger with the most gleeful look on her face. The girls start spazing out in their seats and as the bus drives away she waves them goodbye.

My mum's commentary on the whole thing : " Those rude little bints. Guess they didn't expect anyone to retaliate. They didn't think this shy looking lady would actually turn out to be a crazy bitch" *devilish grin*

Needless to say I'm actually quite terrified of her now. But god DAMN. Respect to her.





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