Originally Posted by
Anthonio
Awwwww bless!! It's only a tiddler!! I get bigger, fatter and hairier buggers than that in MY house!
I thought Ozland was supposed to be inundated with big hairy-arsed bastards that can pull your arms off and kill you from the other side of the room with only a sidewards glance!?! Or am I thinking of the opal miners...? lol
Oh YEAH!? You forget, why would he try to cleverly disguise himself as a harmless stick insect? He wasnt big and hairy, he was cunning... A creature of pure..... eeeeeevil.....
And whoops, your story had me in stitches.
You will all be pleased to know that I survived the night. Granted I was sitting on my bed all night armed with a torch and a can of bug spray, spraying every imaginary spider that crossed my sleep-deprived hallucinations...
*twitches*