Name?
Darren
Nicknames?
A few
Age:
27
Sex?
Male
Height?
5'7
Eye color?
Blue.
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?
I don't think it had candles.
Pets?
A cat.
Hair color?
Brown.
Piercings?
None.
Favorite foods?
Pizza.
Ever been to Africa?
No.
Been toilet papering?
No.
Love someone so much it made you cry?
No.
Been in a car accident?
Yes.
Croutons or bacon bits?
Not bothered really.
Favorite day of the week?
Sunday.
Favorite restaurant?
McDonald's.
Favorite flower?
It changes. I like roses.
Favorite sport to watch?
Football.
Favorite drink?
Cherry coke.
Favorite ice cream flavor?
Chocolate.
Favorite fast food restaurant?
McDonald's.
Carpet color in your bedroom?
Brown.
Whom did you get your last email from?
Stagecoach I think.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Some record shop or forbidden planet.
What do you do most often when you are bored?
Read.
Most annoying thing to say to me?
What.
Bedtime?
Now.
Favorite TV show?
Breaking Bad.
Last person you went out to dinner with?:
No idea.
Been out of country?
Yes.
Believe in magic?
Of course.
What are you listening to right now?
Enjoying the silence.
Have you ever failed an exam?
No.
If you have, what did you fail in?
N/A
Do you have a crush on someone?
Ian is bae.
Do you have a bf/gf?
Bf.
If so, what is their name?
Ian.
How long have you been together?
A good while. He understands me.
What are you wearing right now?
Clothes.
Would you have sex before marriage?
Yes.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?
No.
Are you a virgin?
No.
Do you smoke?
Yes.
Do you drink?
Yes.
Are you ghetto?
Definitely.
Are you a player?
Haha no.
What are your favorite colors?
Black and red.
What is your favorite animal?
Gorilla.
Do you have any birthmarks?
No.
Who do you talk to most on the phone?
DSB I guess. Rarely use it.
Have you ever been slapped?
Probably.
Do you get online a lot?
Yes.
Are you shy or outgoing?
Shy.
Do you shower?
Yes.
Do you hate school?
I did.
Do you have a social life?
No.
How easily do you trust people?
Not at all.
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?
Probably.
Would you ever sky dive?
No.
Do you like to dance?
No.
Have you ever been expelled from school?
No.
Have you ever been suspended from school?
Nope.
Do you want to get out of your hometown?
No I want to go back there.
Are you spoiled?
No.
Are you a brat?
No.
Have you ever been dumped?
No.
Do you like snapple?
Never had it.
Do you drink a lot of water?
I do now.
What toothpaste do you use?
The mint one.
Do you have a cell phone?
Yes.
Do you have a curfew?
Nope.
Who do you look up to?
Ian.
Are you a role model?
Haha as if people would look up to me.
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?
No.
What name brand do you wear the most?
None really. I mix it up.
What kind of jewelry do you wear?
None.
What do you want pierced?
Nothing.
Do you like taking pictures?
Yeah.
Do you like gettin your picture taken?
No chance.
Do you have a tan?
Yes. Golden brown, texture like sun.
Do you get annoyed easily?
Too easily.
Have you ever started a rumor?
No.
Do you have any siblings?
No.
Have you ever been played?
I don't think so.
Do you get along with your parents?
Lol
How do you vent your anger?
I don't but it comes out in flashes. Just bury it deep inside myself.
Have you ever ran away?
Yes.
Have you ever been fired from a job?
No.
Do you even have a job?
Yes.
Do you daydream a lot?
All the time.
What do you want a tattoo of?
I don't know.
What do you have a tattoo of?
Nothing.
What does your ex bf/gf look like?
Emma Stone.
Are you rude?
I can be.
What was the last compliment you received?
About my voice.
What is your heritage?
Dunno mate.
What is your lucky number?
7
What does your hair look like right now?
Short.
Could you ever be a vegetarian?
Nyet.
Describe your looks?
Ugly.
Would you ever date someone younger than you?
Sure.
Would you ever date someone older than you?
Sure.
When was the last time you were drunk?
Lol
How many rings until you answer the phone?
Maybe 3
Do you look more like your mother or father?
No idea.
Do you cry a lot?
No.
Are you the romantic type?
No.
Have you ever been chased by cops?
No.
What do you like most about your body?
Nothing at all.
What do you like least about your body?
Everything.
Do you ever wear shirts that show your belly?
No.
What about cleavage?
No.
What theme does your room have?
Boring.
What size shoe do you wear?
9
How are you feeling right now?
Really tired.
When was the last time you were at a party?
Ages ago.
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?
Yes.
What is one of your bad qualities?
Everything.
What is one of your good qualilties?
Nothing.
Would you marry for money?
Yes, then kill the wife.
What do you drive?
Nothing.
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?
None. I hate them all.
What kind of music do you like?
So much.
What is your worst fear?
I don't even know.
Would you ever join the army?
No.
Do you like cows?
Yes.
Coke or pepsi?
Coke *sniff*
Would you ever dye your hair red?
Sure.
How many languages can you speak?
English.
What's your favourite cereal?
None.
Is there a bus stop near your house?
Yes.
Do you prefer red wine or white wine?
Red.
What's the last airport you were at? Why were you there?
Aberdeen. To fly.
Who do you live with?
Ian.
Do you read reddit? If so, how often and what subreddits do you like?
No.
Have you recently broken up with a significant other or even just a friend?
No.
What's the weather like today? Is it nice enough to go outside?
Dull and Scottish.
Do you know anyone who's had a baby recently?
No.
Have you used a pen or pencil today? What did you write down?
Yes. My hopes and dreams.
What does your last text message say and who is it from?
'Haha' from Steph.
Can you count how many times you've seen your favourite film?
No.
When was the last time you ate marshmallows?
Years ago.
Do you listen to any podcasts? How do you listen to them?
No.
How old will you be in the year 2030?
I'll be dead by then mate.
How often does the kettle in your house get used?
Rarely.
Does your skin bruise easily? Do you have any bruises right now? What from?
No.
What was the last thing you spent $150 or more on?
No idea.
Do you prefer yes or no questions or more open-ended questions?
Don't care.
What brand of toilet paper do you usually buy?
Don't care.
If I knocked on your door right now, would you be acceptable dressed?
Yes.
Why did you leave your last job?
Meh.
What color were the last socks you wore?
Black.
Are you studying currently? What level of education and what do you study?
Nothing.
Have you ever eaten at a restaurant and left without paying?
No.
What was the last thing that made you laugh out loud?
Some Ironic thing
What's your favourite scent of air freshener?
No idea.
How many weddings have you ever been to?
One.
Do you know anyone named Nora?
Nope.
Are your hands and feet in good condition or could you do with a mani-pedi?
My hands are callousy.
When was the last time you played a board game? What did you play?
No idea.
Have you ever been to a festival for beer or other type of alcohol?
Yes.
Do you own a record player and/or vinyls?
Yes.
When was the last time you went out for drinks?
A while ago.
What's your favourite kind of smoothie?
I have no opinion on this.
Do you know anyone with a 'virtue name'? (Google it)
No.
Would you ever wear real authentic leather?
I don't know.
Have you taken out the trash today?
No.
How often do you wear make-up?
Never.
What's your opinion on The Simpsons?
Fine.
Do you prefer horizontal or vertical stripes?
Vertical, makes me look thin.
What's your favourite brand of deodorant/antiperspirant?
Whatever works.
Do you know anyone who has been through a divorce?
Yes.
If you had the money, would you take taxis everywhere instead of driving?
I would use my helicopter.
Have you ever done a juice cleanse?
No.
Do you have any friends who you can't decide if they're attractive or not?
No.
Is the inside of your fridge clean right now or does it need a clean out?
Clean.
When was the last time you washed the dishes?
I don't know.
Are there any magazines that you read on a regular basis?
Not really.
Do you have to pay for parking in most places in the town/city you live in?
No.
What's the first thing you tend to do when you have a headache?
Cry.
Tell me about your responsibilities at work.
Not be drunk is a big one.
What's your favourite style/cut of underwear?
Boxers.
Can you hear lots of traffic from your house? Does it bother you?
Yeah and no.
Have you ever had proper Canadian poutine with the squeaky cheese?
No.
Do your parents know how to operate smartphones and/or computers?
Don't care.
How old are your parents, anyway?
No idea.
Are you allergic to anything? What do you have to do to prevent them?
I am allergic to life.
What song is stuck in your head at the moment?
Kaleidoscope - Blink 182.
Do you hate it when people try really hard, or do you kinda like it?
Depends I guess.
What's your boss' first name? Do you call him/her by that name?
Debbie. Yes.
When was the last time you wore a uniform of any kind? What colour was it?
This morning. All blue. Like a depressed smurf.
What's your favorite kind of bread?
Toast.
When was the last time you got pizza? What toppings did you get?
A few days ago. Pepperoni.
Do you own Monopoly? Is it the original or a special version?
I do not.
What was the last thing you said out loud?
I don't know.
You have to choose one: cats or dogs?
Dogs.
Would someone being either a cat or dog person affect you dating them?
No.
How do you travel to and from work?
Left leg in front of my right, my body always follows.
Do you primarily use cash or card for your purchases? Why?
Card. I'm lazy.
Have you ever been to a concert?
Yes.
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