Can I have some support please?
Today I was walking out of Sainsbury's, when out of nowhere there is A Loud Tannoy Announcement that there are offers on all their stonebaked pizzas at the counter. Fine, only our friend Sainsbury's colleague continued, 'We have a large selection including pepperoni, margherita and ham and pineapple.'
I was in such a state of despair I had to run to the kiosk in frantic search of one of those pack lunch pepperonis to hold to ground myself.
I think what I struggled with most was the fact he didn't even refer to it as Hawaiian.
If anyone could give me a pepperoni pep talk it would be zuccini muchini appreciated.
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