Originally Posted by
Sentient Treacle
Jenna's is an upcoming Italian restaurant located in London, Italy.
It serves exclusively tasty cuisine, with a vibrant undertone of cheese, notes of burnt fabric, and a refreshing lack of pineapple.
Free complimentary garlic bread on all orders over 10 lira.

Thank you for the glowing review. I wonder though, is there such thing as non-free complimentary garlic bread? :P
Originally Posted by
Indigo.
Would you at least consider doing special pineapple orders for pineapple lovers such as me and Steph?
No
Steph Da First, once again I must compliment you on your outstanding story-telling!! Next time we enrich the ears of my neighbours with your many notes and my few but well-articulated notes, we should play something by an Italian composer and record it for this thread.
Originally Posted by
Sentient Treacle
Is pizza express worth it? Is it fast enough to advertise itself as express? These are the burning questions upon which I end this New Year.
Having now dined there yourself, I would say you are suitably qualified to answer this yourself! Though I do enjoy the alternate title Pizza Distress as Steph Da First mentioned.
Originally Posted by
Indigo.
I was worried that no one has had Italian during this festive period. We had pasta(not made by me) the other day but I couldn't have any because I felt very sick. Oh, the rage, the frustration! I have been deprived of Italian food(and cigarettes) all through Christmas, and was forced to 'enjoy' the traditional British Christmas Dinner. Yuck.
I'm so sorry to hear you have not had sufficient access to Italian cuisine over the festive period, an imminent visit to Pizza Distress sounds like a suitable remedy for this!
I would like to say that when I cooked my pasta this evening there was a strong smell of burning but both my pasta and the oven glove showed no signs of burning, I am deeply confused and require support.