[Sentient Treacle]

How many bruises on you right now?
Probably 2 or 3.

You talked to an ex today, correct?
Yes.

Have you stayed in a hospital?
Yes.

Is trust a big issue for you?
Yes.

What are you excited for?
Buying houseplants.

What happened tonight?
Fellow Salad Fingers Appreciator came round, I didn't burn steak lattices :P

What is the last beverage you had?
Whisky and coke.

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
One, to a degree.

What are you gonna do Saturday night?
Invite all my friends over and have soda and pie, and hope no baaaaahd people show up.

What are you going to spend money on next?
Foliage.

The last time you felt broken?
When I couldn't get past level 7 on Zookeeper.

Have you had a soft drink today?
Yaha.

Are you starting to realise anything?
War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.

Are you in a good mood?
My life is a black abyss, and it's suffocating.

Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
Nar fam.

Are your eyes the same colour as your dad’s?
A world of violent rage, but it's one that I can recognise, having never seen the colour of my father's eyes.

What do you want right this second?
A sugardaddy/mama.

What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
You said you were only into women wearing gastropod costumes?!?

Is your current hair colour your natural hair colour?
Vaguely.

Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
Doubt it.

What was the last thing that made you laugh?
Jarg vine.

Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
Yes.

Does everyone deserve a second chance?
No.

Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
No.

Are you one of those people who never drinks water?
I get my nutrients from absorbing lava from the hell surrounding me.

Listening to?
Gabriel - Lamb

Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
I inscribe tablets with my claws.

Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
Yes.

Who did you last call?
Nicki Minaj.

Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
I'm a dementor.

When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
Day before Halloween.

Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
Years ago I made a joke about a jug of water being Vodka and pretended to add it to my orange juice and then got up to put it back and tripped over the entirely level floor and screeched out about might as well as having vodka whilst their face remained like a Roman bust.

Do you tan?
I live in the shadows.

If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
Nar fam, Azkaban gives me a bonus for each innit.

Who was the last person to call you?
Beyonce.

Do you sing in the shower?
Exclusively Plainsong.

Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
When I was best in show at Crufts.

Do you think musicals are cheesy?
They are the foundation upon which I base my life, what is this disrespect?

Is Christmas stressful?
Not if there's gin.

Ever eat a pierogi?
I'll rogi your pie.

Favorite type of fruit pie?
Cherry Pie - Warrant

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Palaeontologist.

Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Je ne sais pas.

Take a vitamin daily?
Unicorn blood.

Wear slippers?
No.

Wear a bath robe?
Does a radiation suit count?

What do you wear to bed?
Metal Greymon Cosplay.

First concert?
My Chemical Romance.

Asda, Tesco or Waitrose?
Netto Lad.
Tesco.

Walkers or Kettle Crisps?
Walkers.

Chocolate peanuts or chocolate raisins?
Raisins are full of sin, chocolate peanuts.

Favourite Taylor Swift song?
Bad blood/Welcome to New York/Out of the Woods.

Ever take dance lessons?
I was tutored by Fred Astaire.

Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Dragon slayer.

Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.

Ever won a competition?
Lad, in 1996 I won a competition and got a Rosie & Jim video, not trying to set the bar high or anything but...

Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes.

What is your favourite book?
**** it, Flowers for Algernon - Daniel Keyes

Do you study better with or without music?
Without.

Regularly burn incense, favourite scents?
Can't atm, but I love it, especially patchouli and cinnamon.

Ever been in love?
Yes.

Who would you like to see in concert who is/are currently active?
Green Day

Who would you like to see in concert who is/are no longer going?
Hard, Beatles?

What was the last concert you saw?
Echo & the Bunnymen :)

Hot tea or cold tea?
Disgusting.

Tea or coffee?
Frozen urine.

Favorite type of cookie?
Double chocolate chip.

Can you swim well?
No.

Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes.

Are you patient?
Yes.

DJ or band, at a wedding?
Both.

Ever won a contest?
No.

Ever have plastic surgery?
I woke up like this.

Which are better black or green olives?
Neither, heathen.

Opinions on marriage?
No tar bbe.

Best room for a fireplace?
Living room.

What does the last text you sent say? And to whom?
Phone's broke.

What does the last text you recieved say? And from whom?
"Sure trap queen, heading over now xxx" - Nicki Minaj

What time do you wake up most mornings?
I wake every day in mourning.

Are you afraid of walking alone at night?
Sleep? At night? ????????

What do you do to relax at the end of a stressful day?
Quidditch.

Where did your last kiss take place?
Isengard.

Do/did you get into trouble a lot at school?
Yes.

Have you ever been offered drugs but declined?
Yes.

Have you ever met someone who has completely altered your way of thinking?
Yes.

Tell us something weird that turns you on.
Phones having a micro SD slot.

What is something you have given a lot of thought to lately?
The use of stage directions written by Shakespeare in his original folios.

Are you a very affectionate person?
You know Rogue in X-men? Dat me.

Can you roll your own cigarettes?
Lol. Phone a friend.

Do you have any tattoos. Do you want any/more?
Yes to moar.

What are you listening to now?
Closer - Nine Inch Nails

Are you mentally strong?
Occlumency level.

Are you physically strong?
Featherweight profesh.

Do you think you’re a good person?
10/10.

What do you usually eat for breakfast?
Muesli or granola or the pancreas of a Komodo Dragon.

Are you a very open or private person?
Private.

What do you get complimented on the most?
Outfits?

How are you feeling right now?
Like Regina George in the bus scene of Mean Girls.

Who was the last person to make you cry?
Putin.

Is there a song which can bring you to tears instantly?
No.

How did you bring in the New Year?
Over da water.

Do you play video games?
Smash 'em.

What perfume do you wear?
Currenty Nicki Minaj's Onika, sometimes Yves Rocher Evidence, need to buy more Paco Rabanne Black XS, I love perfume.

A street/road etc that means a lot to you?
Rose Lane.

Finally, what are you listening to now?
Roads - Portishead