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TheWolfEmperor · 29-09-2014, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ballerina123

I think I'm funny... Does that count?

Sure, why not. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by zombiehunter

that's the cleanest joke I know

These are some original one liners I wrote:

I worked at a light bulb factory, but I got tired of people stealing my ideas.

I worked at a phone company as an operator, but I called in sick and they knew I was lying, because I could still use a phone.

I tried having poached eggs but I fell out of the tree.

29-09-2014, 10:32 PM	#4
TheWolfEmperor Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Salem, Massachusetts	Quote: Originally Posted by Ballerina123 I think I'm funny... Does that count? Sure, why not. :) Quote: Originally Posted by zombiehunter that's the cleanest joke I know These are some original one liners I wrote: I worked at a light bulb factory, but I got tired of people stealing my ideas. I worked at a phone company as an operator, but I called in sick and they knew I was lying, because I could still use a phone. I tried having poached eggs but I fell out of the tree.
	The best way to honor a comedian who is no longer with us is to laugh at their jokes until they leave you in tears.