Apparently desperate not to face charges for drink driving and drag racing, Justin Bieber was today caught making a run for the Canadian border. When police attempted to stop the runaway youth he refused to stand down. Police cameras caught the whole incident in its brief and bloody glory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUKYvdANAOw
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Originally, I had planned to write a fake article talking about how Bieber was arrested for drunk driving. But then that actually went and happened. I couldn't think up another April Fools story in the time between then and now, so I just cobbled this together last minute.
Better luck to me, next year.