[nowhereman]

Ok I'm really bad at telling jokes but I'll try one or two.

What do cows do when it rains?

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get wet!

Doctor, I'm addicted to twitter!

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sorry, I don't follow you

And one I made up all by myself.
Whenever someone asks where you get a certain bus from, I always say..

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from the bus stop!

Sorry they're so bad.