Originally Posted by
Rodolphus
I had a dream the other day where I bought a KitKat chunky and won a competition to be adopted by the monarchy and accidentally became Queen. I believe I said the words 'Lolzorz, off with their heads!' when everyone was like 'wtf, we can't have a Queen who wears dungarees and has a wife!' and then skipped around a courtyard with my girlfriend wearing a sparkly crown.
As I usually have night terrors, it was a wonderful dream to have.