Once upon a time there was a boy named Bob who liked to eat potatoes. He liked potatoes so much that he wished for everything he touched to become potatoes. One day, as the boy was sleeping, a fairy godfather granted his wish. The bed upon which the boy slept was immediately transformed into a mashed potatoes, although the boy actually preferred his potatoes twice-baked and loaded with sour cream and chives. You see, he never specified how his magically formed potatoes should be prepared in the magic land of wonderment before replacing each item he touched. Unfortunately for Bob he was a very deep sleeper and suffocated in his bed of mashed potatoes. Having mercy on his poor soul, an angel transported him to a special portion of heaven in which twice-baked potatoes were served every day with an assortment of toppings available.
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