What do you do for work?
I don't.
What would you ideally like to do for work?
Breed Hungarian horntails.
What are you doing in order to achieve this?
Buying dragon eggs from some man down at the pub.
What is the meaning of your life? What is it that you really live for?
Pork and beans.
Have you ever REALLY thought what it means to have children?
Yes.
Are you planning to have children anyway?
No.
What is the most awful thing about the world today?
.
What do you think is the worst being on the planet?
.
Have you ever been arrested? If so, what for?
No.
Have you ever been in court? If so, in which role?
No.
Which do you think is a more valuable being, a human or an animal?
Dragonz.
What, in your opinion, will cause the end of the world?
.
What does your mother do for work?
She doesn't.
^If she's a homemaker, any specific reason for this?
.
What about your father? What does he do?
.
How do you like your coffee?
I don't.
If you're of age, what's your favourite alcoholic drink?
Jack Daniels and coke.
If you're under-aged, what is your favourite soft drink?
I'm of age but Cherry coke.
Do you smoke?
No.
^If so, did you start when you were 18 or were you younger?
I smoked as a teenager.
Do you have siblings? If not, skip the next few questions.
Are you eldest, in the middle or youngest?
Eldest.
How big an age gap is between you and your siblings?
10 years.
Do/did your siblings cause trouble?
No.
If your siblings are old enough, what do they do for work?
.
Have you ever been jealous of your siblings?
No.
^If so, why?
.
Do you still live with your parent/s or do you live alone/with a partner?
Parents.
What do you think about growing up?
.
What about having responsibilities?
.
Do you know how to cook?
Somewhat.
^If so, what's your favourite thing to cook?
Alpaca.
What about baking?
Ish.
Do you ever drink tea?
No.
Have you ever followed any of these fad diets that go around?
.
What do you usually order at your favourite restaurant?
.
Do you prefer a proper restaurant to a fast food place?
Depends.
Is there an arcade anywhere near where you live?
No.
^If so, have you ever been there?
.
^If you have, what's the game/s you usually play?
.
Have you ever played pinball?
Yes.
^If so, an actual machine or on a computer?
Both.
Have you ever taken part in a pinball tournament?
No.
^If so, what has been your highest position?
.
What's your dream vehicle?
Subaru Impreza.
What about your dream house?
Georgian of sorts.
What is the biggest dream of your life?
.
If you could travel to another country right now, where would you go?
.
What is a country you'd never ever visit?
None.
Are you good at taking care of your finances?
I like to think so.
What do you think is the best thing about being an adult?
Being able to buy copius amounts of skittles whenever the feeling strikes.
What about the worst?
Not having money for said skittles.
What is something you need to do, but you keep postponing it?
A lot.
Do you think life should just hand things to you?
No.
Or should you earn the things you want and need with hard work?
Earn.
Would you rather live off government benefits or earn your own money?
Earn.
When you walk/ride your bike/drive your car, are you careful?
I suppose.
What is the rudest thing a person could do or say to you?
.
Have you ever been that rude to someone else?
Probably.
Do you think your parents are proud of you and what you do with your life?
No.
Which would you rather be, famous or a "nobody"? Why?
Nobody.
Do you need to have the latest fashion in clothes and accessories?
No.
What kind of hobbies do you have?
Lol.
Would anything in the whole world make you give up any of those hobbies?
Myself.
Have you had/do you have any pets?
Yes.
Do you even like animals?
Yes.
If you aren't already, would you ever get married?
No.
As a child, did you do anything really bad?
Yes.
As a teenager, did you do anything really bad?
Yes.
Do you have a problem with authority?
Somewhat.
What's your favourite comic?
.
Is there a piece of clothing you absolutely must wear every day?
There's always jewellery.
Has a doctor ever told you to lose weight?
No.
What is something you absolutely hate?
Mashed potato.
What about something you absolutely love?
Chess.
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