[Sentient Treacle]

I am ****ing howling over this message. Oh Stroud, you do such a great job at making me look sane. I think I look especially onionly beautiful in that photograph if I'm honest.

My glee over this post has led me to spontaneously hyena macarena all over the show, and now I've gone and peeled all over my keyboard, so alas, this message must end. Thank you so much for making this thread, and thanks to everyone who wished me happy birthday, I really appreciate it, now I just have to get through the day without ending up in a Shepherd's pie.

P.S, I feel I must clarify, contrary to popular belief, my name is not Parland, Parlando or Zara, (although admittedly it is occasionally onion), it is Cara with a C and extra chocolate on that chocalate cream.

P.P.S, I couldn't remember that fishtank quote at all, so I thought I'd peruse our previous PM's from way back when. To my fishtank comment joke you had replied, "Omg RIP fish you should get bereavement counselling hun that is terrible." To whcih I had replied, "I have bereavement counselling, I go every winter because my tree in my back garden dies then, every year and I crey everytiem."

Steph, what on Earth are our lives. I'm afraid if I continue with such awful black comedy, people will use me as a dietary supplement.