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I want an Argos baby

There is a baby cradled in my mummy's arms,
It came from the hospital,
Mummy says it's called a 'brother'.

I really wanted a sister,
But apparently the hospital don't do refunds or exchanges.

He gets to be pushed around in a giant silver cross pram,
While I am forced to walk everywhere.

And how come he has a birthday every few months?
When everyone seems to get excited that he turns three months, 6 months and nine months old?
I am five and three quaters but nobody buys me five and three quarters sized clothes.

I want him to get bigger quicker so that I can play with him,
All the can do now is be the baby when we play mummies and daddies.

Why can you not just pick a brother or sisters baby out of the Argos catalogue when they are big enough to do fun things?
Babies from the hospital are plain boring.