Well it goes a little something like this:
Turn the media player up loud, set it to shuffle, position it somewhere it is unlikely to become the victim of splash back whilst completetly ignoring the fact it will end up the victim of shower damp anyway.
Undress.
Step into shower, make sure shower head is adjusted to "make it stop" intensity.
Turn shower on and commence shower dance until an appropriate temperature is reached.
Body is saturated with water.
Shower is turned off.
Hair is shampooed up and wrapped around head.
Body is soaped up.
Shower head is positioned so it avoids head and is turned back on, second shower dance of the day starts.
Bristle brush is grabbed and soap is washed off inbetween vigorous body scrubbing.
Shower head repositioned, shampoo removed whilst fingers comb the hair out.
Rinse entire body off once more for luck.
Turn shower off.
Wring hair.
Try not to do the slip and shriek routine because the drip towel is not where I expected it to be.
Wrap up, collect laptop inbetween cursing my drippy hair and inability to wrap it in a towel, exit bathroom.
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