22-08-2012, 03:09 PM
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I am the very model of a modern major general
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: The bottom of a well
I am currently: 
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Dawdle til mum isnt looking, then dash into bathroom wrapped in towel
Wash under arms
Wash private bits
Shampoo hair
Get out and dash back wrapped in towel then put trousers on asap in case mum comes in (scar woes)
Ive only tried to shave in the shower once. I lost my balance and gave myself an injury id have been proud of if it was on purpose. Now i stick to doing it in the bath if i ever do. Im not fond of shaving.
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He was no longer jean valjean but no. 24601 -les miserable
Some of life's mysteries will never be solved, such as why, after spending an entire evening listenong to Bach, do I find myself humming "the birdie song".......
I am reaching, but i fall, and the stars are black and cold, as i stare into the void of a world that cannot hold- les miserables
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