[The War Doctor]

Random:

What day is it today? Saturday.

Where did you go on your last vacation? Alicante.

What were you doing yesterday at 7pm? Making a roadmap of Bray. For good reason, I assure you.

Have you rode in a car with anyone today? No.

Is it raining? No.

Does your last name start with a 'T'? No.

'E'? No.

'A'? No.

What will you be doing in 2 hours? I don't know. Either internetting or playing Kingdom Hearts.

Have you ever been to Chicago? No.

What is the nearest blue object to you? A box of cigarette filters.

Three things that are within your reach: A bottle of Diet Coke, a bag of lollipops and a nearly-empty pouch of tobacco.

Have you ever taken a French class? Yes.

Do you work at a fast food restaurant? No.

What was your first kiss like? I honestly don't remember, it was a very long time ago.

Are you the middle child? Eldest.

What would you do if you woke up and were the opposite sex? Explore my brand new body... wink wink.

What jewelry are you currently wearing? None.

What was the last reason you smiled today? I was watching Bret Hart's induction into the Hall of Fame, and he told a few hilarious stories about his brother, the late Owen Hart.

What would your name be if you used your mom's maiden name? I do use it. and if you don't know my name by now, you should.

Firsts and lasts:

First crush? I don't remember.

First vacation you remember? Spain.

First thing you did this morning when you woke up? Ate breakfast.

First person you saw today? My sister.

First school? Dunboyne Junior Primary School.

First car? Never had one.

First band/musician you were obsessed with? Nirvana.

Last person you went out to dinner with? I don't remember.

Last time you rode in an elevator? A few months ago, in the National Archives.

Last time you were on a plane? Years ago.

Last big disappointment? My inability to stop smoking.

Last item you bought? Lollipops (to help me stop smoking).

Location of your last kiss? My ex's house.

Last thing you paid for entirely in change? I don't know.

Phone fun:

Who's your phone provider? Meteor.

Who was your last missed call from? I don't know. Someone keeps calling me, and I don't feel like answering.

Who was your last text from? My ex.

Do you know anyone with the exact same phone as you? No.

Who is your 3rd contact to you? A friend and former bandmate.

Do you know your 7th contact's middle name? No. If I did know it, I probably wouldn't know how to spell or pronounce it. I'm not good with Russian names. Oh, wait... god, I'm so f*cking stupid. Russian middle names are easy. Hang on, I'll check her Facebook page... if Dostoevsky has taught me one thing, it's Russian naming conventions. Her middle name is Sergeyevna. And now I feel like a genius.

Have you ever kissed your 10th contact? No.

Have you ever hugged your 13th contact? Yes.

Have you ever held hands with your 17th contact? No.

When was the last time you talked to your 20th contact? Before he cheated on my mother.

Is your 8th contact male or female? Female.

Is your 14th contact a relative? No.

Does your 21st contact know your 1st contact? My 21st contact is my house.

Does your 9th contact know your 16th contact? No.

Have you ever:

Recieved a drunken phone call: Yes.

Called in sick to work when you weren't: No, but I've pulled sickies in school and college.

Worked at Wendy's: No.

Worked at Subway: No.

Worked at Walmart: No.

Worked at a gas station: No.

Kissed someone who's name began with 'C': No.

Hugged someone named 'Aaron': Yes.

Dated someone named 'Holly': No.

Introduced yourself by a name other than your own: All the time, if I'm absolutely positive that I'll never meet the person again and feel like creating a whole new character for myself. Just for fun.

Given someone a fake phone number so they couldn't call you: Yes.

Owned a gerbil: No.

Kept a New Year's Resolution: I've never even made one.

Lived with a boyfriend/girlfriend: No.

Broke off an engagement: No.

Held a friend's hair back when they were throwing up: No.

Had a 'paranormal' experience: No.

Been in a cemetary at midnight: No.

Found a four leaf clover: I don't think so.

Been hit on at work: No.

Been cheated on: No.

Cheated on someone: No.

Been 'just friends' and then let it go too far: Nearly.

Written a letter to a celebrity: Yes, but I forgot to post it out. I think I still have it somewhere.

Been to Europe: I live there.

Asia: No.

South America: No.

Knew someone was using you, but let them do it anyway: Yes.

Been a witch for Halloween: No.

Dyed your hair an unnatural color: Yes, white.

Done something just because you were 'of age' to: No.

Gotten a speeding ticket: No.

Found a hair in your food: Yes.

Wished at 11:11 and had your wish come true: No.

Had a pair of lucky socks: No.

Had a secret admirer: No.

Fainted from nervousness during a public speech: No.

Been in volleyball: No.

Basketball: Yes.

Football: Yes.

Done something you always told yourself you would never do: Many things.

Dated someone in the military: No.

Been in a wedding party: No.

Cried for no reason: Yes.

Been sick on your birthday: No.

Been on a motorcycle: No.

Been skiing: Yes.

Been skinny dipping: No.

Accidentally flashed someone: No.

Used a fake i.d.: No.

Broken an arm: No.

Wished on a shooting star: No.

Called in a song on the radio and dedicated it to yourself: No.