[dissectme]

I have concluded:

• If Harley’s Dad really owns a bowler hat, he is defiantly old enough to be somebody’s dad.
• Harley’s Dad uses strange and interesting words not all of us understand – this may be but a tool of trickery to throw us off the original question (Is Harley’s Dad Harley’s Dad).
• If Harley’s Dad was Harley’s Dad – why would he question it to the point of starting up a new thread on the matter? If the answer is to persuade us that he is the true father of Harley – why is he so intent on doing so?
• If Harley’s Dad isn’t Harley’s Dad – why would he go to the trouble of faking photographs and charming us with sweet poetry?
• We may need to consult an official identity fraud investigator to learn more.