I'd do it for a day just so I could pee standing up and wank.
When I was younger I really wanted a willy and decided to put a sock down my pants. Good times.
Oh, one more thing I would do - I'd tuck my willy behind my legs and do that scene in Silence of the Lambs, you know the "I'd **** me" scene. I've done it before but It's not the same without a dick.
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