[The War Doctor]

Do you think that people judge more by looks or personality? Looks at first (and don't you dare pretend that you don't), personality later. If one doesn't get to know a person, behaviour is the basis of all judgements.

Is there anyone who gave you butterflies this month? No.

Do you know anyone who can make you happy no matter what? No.

Do you like anyone special right now? No.

Who's the last person who surprised you? Myself.

Do you like kissing or hugging better? Depends on my mood. And the girl.

Have you kissed in the rain lately or ever? Not lately.

Do you have anyone on your mind lately? Yes.

What's your most missed memory? A time before I became what I became.

What's the saddest you've ever been and why? None of your business.

Do you have a reason to cry right now? None of your business.

Are you sad that Jersey Shore is over or do you not care? What does it matter really, Geordie Shore is here to take over.

What's the last movie you saw? I watched the first few minutes of Lolita, then decided it was too early in the morning to watch a movie about a pedophile, whether he's portrayed by Jeremy Irons or not.

Do you have any plans for tonight? Get high, watch wrestling, continue my experiment in voluntary sleep deprivation.

Who's the last person you wanted to kiss? None of your business. I've been known to kiss and tell, I admit it, but who is sad enough to wish and tell?

Why do people say "like" so much? It's just one part of a vast, sweeping degradation of spoken language. Don't let my writing style fool you, I'm as roughly-spoken as anyone else. I don't think anyone is really immune to this "like totally" stuff, particularly people of my generation. Actually, maybe it's just my generation. Maybe it's not a degradation at all, but just a little vocal quirk that will live and die with this particular zeitgeist (if not evolve into something else when our kids are our age); god knows it's happened all throughout human history. I'm really not qualified to know.

Do you have a formspring, tumblr, etc? Formspring, yes, but I rarely use it now. Too many snide little c*nts abusing the privelege or anonymity (whilst forgetting that I know how they write anyway).

Is there anyone you wish wouldn't hate you? Yes. I know I shouldn't care, but this is a special case. And I know there shouldn't be special cases at all, but this one just is.

Do you think if you took a pregnancy test today it could come out positive? Let's try it, shall we?

Is there anyone in your life you cant stand? Many people. They're the rule, not the exception.

Do you have any hypocrite friends? Yes. I'm a hypocrite friend to someone else. The wheel keeps turning.

When's the last time you couldn't stop smiling? About two weeks ago, in the midst of a really outrageous weed high. I was watching Mock the Week or something, and I swear my cheeks just seized up after a while.

Has anyone ever gotten on your bad side for good? Yes.

Do you think you'll find your soul mate? There's no such thing.

How do you think you're going to die? Funnily enough, in almost exactly the same circumstances as the person whose survey I c/p'd. Suicide, ED complications, liver failure, lung/throat/mouth cancer, something like that. Or worse, a horrible accident. That's absolutely the worst way to go.

Are you ever scared of the world coming to an end? No.

Do you have any weird phobias? Wasps and spiders, but that's not my weird phobia. Deep water isn't it either, but it's close. I'm terrified of what might be in the water. I know sea monsters don't exist, but I'm still frightened to imagine a gigantic serpent just rushing up from the depths as I float helplessly on the surface of a vast, inescapable ocean.

If you could pick two people to have in your life forever who would it be? Hard to say, seeing as so many just walk out of their own volition.

Are you more likely to pick truth or dare? I'm not likely to play at all.

What kind of pets do you want in the future? A cat.

Do you want kids in the future? Maybe.

Do you think you've already met your soulmate but they passed you by? No such thing.

Do you think love is multi-racial? Yes.

Have you ever been called a whore, slut or bitch? Yes.

Do you ever eat your feelings? Yes. And if you were a person asking me this to my face, you'd be eating my f*cking fist right now for daring to ask such a question. I'm not joking.

Would you rather walk through rain or snow? Snow.

How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa? I don't remember.

Do you think you're a bad or good influence? I'm a drinking, smoking, drug-using, foul-mouthed bastard, so what d'you think? Then again, at least I finally have my political/philosophical beliefs in order, and am capable of seeing where I go wrong (even if I'm often reluctant to stop being wrong). So maybe I'd be good for a little guidance, assuming I'm in the mood to give it.

Is there a class you don't think you could live without? No.

Have you ever drank shots? My first drink was a shot of rum.

Do you get attatched to people easily? Yes. I'm trying to stop that, because it's far easier to cope with the loss of an accessory than of a limb.

When's the last time you felt alive? While sober? Hell, I dunno. The Roger Waters concert, maybe. I was stone-cold sober the whole time, and I still managed to feel awesome for about two hours.

Have you ever laughed til you cried and why? Yes, too many times to list.

Are you mean to anyone on purpose? Sometimes. When they deserve it.

Would you date a blow up doll for a million dollars? I'm assuming you mean "f*ck once, then dispose of after payment," so yes.