I've just been watching Top Gear, and the Star In A Reasonably Priced Car was Amber Heard, who I now consider my ideal woman: she's a stunningly beautiful, intelligent, well-read, well-travelled gun and muscle-car enthusiast who drives a 1968 Ford Mustang and once rammed a Toyota Prius off the road... kind of like how she just rammed Audrey Hepburn off the throne of my Favourite Woman Ever.
No joke, I would probably marry her if the opportunity arose.
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