QUESTION ONE: Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
No, I don't believe I have.
QUESTION TWO: Does anything hurt on your body?
Not really.
QUESTION THREE: Have you ever driven home drunk?
I don't drive, and there's no ****ing way I'd be that stupid, even drunk.
QUESTION FOUR: When was the last time you cried?
I forget.
QUESTION FIVE: Why?
How should I know?
QUESTION SIX: How many keys are on your keychain?
I don't have a keychain.
QUESTION SEVEN: What are they for?
They don't exist.
QUESTION EIGHT: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Sure, whatevs.
QUESTION NINE: What do you want?
To go back in time and prevent Joseph Conrad from learning English.
QUESTION TEN: What do you want to eat?
I'm not hungry.
QUESTION ELEVEN: What do you want to buy?
Nothing.
QUESTION TWELVE: When was the last time you had alcohol?
Couple of weeks ago.
QUESTION THIRTEEN: What's the last movie you saw in theaters?
I suck at remembering these things.
QUESTION FOURTEEN: Have you ever woken up in someone else's bed?
Not in a way that surprised/disturbed me.
QUESTION FIFTEEN: What's the latest time you have come home:
I don't know.
QUESTION SEVENTEEN: Do you love someone?
I love everyone, damnit. Every quiz has this question.
QUESTION EIGHTEEN: Who was the last person you saw with their shirt off?
My father. He likes to walk around shirtless.
QUESTION NINETEEN: Are you friends with any gay guys?
Not close friends, but acquaintances with many.
QUESTION TWENTY: Whose birthday is closest to today?
Michelle's is on Thursday.
QUESTION TWENTY ONE: What do you want for your birthday?
I really don't care.
QUESTION TWENTY TWO: Did you go to Prom this year?
No.
QUESTION TWENTY THREE: What do you need right now?
Joseph Conrad's head on a stick.
QUESTION TWENTY FOUR: Write something that describes a situation you are in:
Oompa, loompa, doompity dee. If you are wise you'll listen to me.
QUESTION TWENTY FIVE: Did you ever want to be a model?
Haha, yeah right.
QUESTION TWENTY SIX: Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have?
I'd imagine so.
QUESTION TWENTY SEVEN: When was the last time someone flirted with you?
I don't think anyone does, really.
QUESTION TWENTY EIGHT: Have you ever seen a shooting star?
Yep.
QUESTION TWENTY NINE: Have you ever hung out with someone you can't stand?
Yeah.
QUESTION THIRTY:Who is your favourite singer/band?
I really couldn't decide right now. Kimya Dawson or Joanna Newsom or Lead Belly.
QUESTION THIRTY ONE: What is your favourite color?
Brown.
QUESTION THIRTY TWO: What's the best Halloween movie?
I dunno.
QUESTION THIRTY FOUR: What are you looking forward to?
Seeing Tamsyn.
QUESTION THIRTY FIVE: Why?
Because it's been four months.
QUESTION THIRTY SIX: What would you say if your girlfriend/boyfriend proposed?
I haven't got one.
QUESTION THIRTY SEVEN: Who is most likely to call you at 2:00 in the morning?
Nobody.
QUESTION THIRTY EIGHT: Would you answer?
Well, I suppose they'd have a good reason.
QUESTION THIRTY NINE: How many pairs of sunglasses do you have?
None.
QUESTION FORTY: What did you do the last time you were home alone?
Lazed around/got drunk/watched 2059430 episodes of "Take Home Chef".
QUESTION FORTY ONE: Do you ever wanna know who you're going to marry?
When I marry them it would be nice.
QUESTION FORTY TWO: Have you ever watched the Real World?
No.
QUESTION FORTY THREE: How much cash do you have on you?
None.
QUESTION FORTY FOUR: Do you need to buy gas?
Nope, that's what rocks about having no car.
QUESTION FORTY FIVE: What's your favorite fast food place?
Manchu Wok kicks ass.
QUESTION FORTY SIX: What's the third and seventh texts in your phone?
I'm too lazy to look.
QUESTION FORTY EIGHT: Would you hang out with people you absolutely hate for a large sum of money?
Sure.
QUESTION FORTY NINE: Do you think you have a chance with your crush?
No.
QUESTION FIFTY: Why/why not?
Because we don't talk anymore & because I'm gross.
QUESTION FIFTY ONE: Are you tanned?
I'm as far from tanned as it gets.
QUESTION FIFTY TWO: Are you upset with anyone?
Just me.
QUESTION FIFTY THREE: Who?
Just me.
QUESTION FIFTY FOUR: Can you snowboard?
I can go about 2 feet before falling.
QUESTION FIFTY FIVE: Write some song lyrics from the song you are listenin to:
the angels and seagulls will ask themselves how
i've got my head in the crow's nest my feet starboard bough
and the ocean will say "well she's one of us now"
and i will be set free, i will be set free, i will be set free, i will be set free
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