Hmmmmm...
Got a Samsung Galaxy S at the moment.
Before that was a Motorola Razr.
And when I was in Japan, our work gave us these creepy phones that could do everything (including scanning barcodes and translating Japanese characters from photos) but had GPS so that head office could know where we were all the time (and we were ordered to carry them at all times.)
Then an iffy Russian Samsung that was only cool because it only had cyrillic letters on the keys, (
ЛОЛ)
2 Nokias - one slidey, one huge.
A knock-off Nokia from a market in China
A brick (can't even remember the make, but it was brickier than the brickiest brick
)