Will you talk to the person you like on the phone tonight?
Nope.
Ever had a near death experience?
Define near death experience?...
If you found out you were pregnant, who would you tell?
My parents; although I'd be pretty damn shocked... Haven't seen any action in 7 months 
Do you prefer revenge or just pure jealousy/envy?
Neither
Do you enjoy doing word searches or crosswords more?
Word searches
Do you cuss in front of your parents?
Nope. I value my life too much
Do you regret anything?
Not leaving the ex when I found out I was pregnant
What kind of camera do you have?
A red fujifilm one
What is the last thing you thought about?
My camera... Obviously
When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
On the phone, two hours ago
Do you go tanning?
Nope
What are you doing this weekend?
Doing the Race For Life on Saturday, and taking small person to see Winnie The Pooh on Sunday
Where's your cell phone?
OK. Freaky stuff... I was trying to work out where I left it, and my phone went off... 
Who would you like your next fling to be with?
Your mum
If you won the lottery, who would be the first person you'd tell?
Whoever is in charge of giving me the money
Would you rather go to a party or out of town?
Lets be wild here... How about a party... OUT OF TOWN!?!
When was the last time you saw the last person you kissed?
My son aside, about 4 weeks ago
Is there something you see and automatically think of someone?
The communist symbol reminds me of the person I was referring to in the question above
Do you like your phone?
It's pink. I love it
When was the last time you held someones hand?
My son's hand, 90 mins ago
Have you ever slept in the same bed with the oppisite sex?
Yes. I'm 26 and a parent. Go figure
Who can you tell everything to?
Michele
Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
Nope, it was more an explosion that sent us poles apart
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
Yes, thanks to that last question
Tell me a random fact:
Dead fish scare me
Can you play guitar hero?
I can play it... I just can't get a score above 0
Last alcohol beverage?
Vodka. Neat.
Has anyone ever told you that your the life of the party?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! No.
Are you missing someone right now?
Yeah.
Is any part of your body sore?
Nope
What does your best friends call you?
Kim, poonose, whorebag, boo
If you had to move in with a friend, which one would you pick?
Michele
Are you currently fighting with someone?
Nope
When is your next road trip?
The ****?
Do you use Suave shampoo?
Nope
Who/what would you like to see right now?
Your mum
Who was the last person to go to the movies with you?
Your mum
Do you like tomatoes on your salad?
Yes
Have any of your best friends ever stabbed you in the back?
Yep
What's your favorite salad dressing?
TShirt and a pair of jeans
What did/will you be doing this weekend?
The race for life. Didn't I answer this earlier?
What's the seventh text message in your inbox say?
Voicemail has 1 new message(s). Please dial 121
Do you wear Covergirl makeup?
Nope
When was the last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
On the train to Birmingham, knowing I'd have to face the ex again. That was true fear
Met anyone new in this part week?
No
Do you count down the days to anything?
Yep
Are you mad at someone right now?
Nope
What's the farthest you've ever traveled with a friend?
Italy
Is there an empty space in your heart?
Nope. My son keeps it full
Anyone told you a secret this week?
No
Do you have any pictures of you when you were a baby?
A couple
Do you ever turn your phone off?
No. I just forget to charge it
What are the chances of you getting with your crush?
Well, we're hopefully going for a drink together Monday
What's the nicest text message in your inbox say?
Don't know
Any of your friends you consider family?
Michele, Louisa.
Have you ever been called a tease?
Yep
Do you hate anyone?
Nah, it's more pity
Do you mainly use your cell phone or house phone?
Don't have a house phone
Are you looking forward to anything as of right now?
Monday, if it happens
Have you taken any pictures in the past week?
Nope
Do you like Diet Coke?
Hell, no
Do you like white or wheat bread?
White. I'm normal
Do you hate anyone?
Oooh, look... another repeat
Last time you wore the opposite sex's clothing?
Can't remember
What do you want in your life right now?
I don't know. Time machine?
When was the last time you laughed so hard you thought you would cry?
Ages ago
Did you tell someone a secret today?
Nope
Do you trust people easily?
Nope
What were you doing at 9 PM on Friday?
Watching Eastenders