Will you talk to the person you like on the phone tonight?
No.
Ever had a near death experience?
At least once. I had severe gastric flu when I was 14. For about three days, I couldn't even keep water down, and nearly died of dehydration. I've also attempted suicide a few times, but I don't know if I came close enough to call it near-death.
If you found out you were pregnant, who would you tell?
n/a
Do you prefer revenge or just pure jealousy/envy?
Passive-aggressive revenge.
Do you enjoy doing word searches or crosswords more?
Crosswords. There's no challenge in wordsearches.
Do you cuss in front of your parents?
Yes.
Do you regret anything?
Everything.
What kind of camera do you have?
A cheap one with about fifteen minutes of battery life. I don't use it.
What is the last thing you thought about?
My camera.
When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
We chatted on Facebook a few days ago. It's been several weeks since we've spoken in person.
Do you go tanning?
No.
What are you doing this weekend?
Nothing.
Where's your cell phone?
Somewhere around here.
Who would you like your next fling to be with?
I don't know.
If you won the lottery, who would be the first person you'd tell?
Andy.
Would you rather go to a party or out of town?
Depends on my mood. And of course, I have done both in one night.
When was the last time you saw the last person you kissed?
Years ago.
Is there something you see and automatically think of someone?
Yes.
Do you like your phone?
It can send and receive text messages. I therefore see no reason not to like it, as texts are all I look for in a phone.
When was the last time you held someones hand?
I don't know.
Have you ever slept in the same bed with the oppisite sex?
Yes.
Who can you tell everything to?
Andy.
Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
Yes.
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
There is now.
Tell me a random fact:
I apparently remind people of David Bowie's "Thin White Duke" character. I don't see it. Sure, we have similar dress sense, but I'm not thin, and even at its worst, my drug use wasn't as bad as Bowie's in his Duke era.
Can you play guitar hero?
Yes.
Last alcohol beverage?
I don't really remember. Towards the end of the last party I went to, things started to get... fuzzy. I didn't black out, but I've forgotten a lot of details.
Has anyone ever told you that your the life of the party?
No.
Are you missing someone right now?
No.
Is any part of your body sore?
Yes.
What does your best friends call you?
Conor. As they bloody well should.
If you had to move in with a friend, which one would you pick?
Andy.
Are you currently fighting with someone?
No.
When is your next road trip?
June, apparently. F*cking Wicklow. The heartland of nowhere.
Do you use Suave shampoo?
No.
Who/what would you like to see right now?
I'm not bothered either way. If Zombie Bin Laden walked in right now, I wouldn't have the energy to tell him to f*ck off.
Who was the last person to go to the movies with you?
I don't remember.
Do you like tomatoes on your salad?
No.
Have any of your best friends ever stabbed you in the back?
Yes.
What's your favorite salad dressing?
I don't really like any kind of dressing.
What did/will you be doing this weekend?
Nothing.
What's the seventh text message in your inbox say?
None of your business.
Do you wear Covergirl makeup?
No.
When was the last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Last time I was drunk.
Met anyone new in this part week?
No.
Do you count down the days to anything?
No.
Are you mad at someone right now?
Not overwhelmingly. I have a few resentments though, directed towards certain people.
What's the farthest you've ever traveled with a friend?
Paris.
Is there an empty space in your heart?
I'm not even sure what that means.
Anyone told you a secret this week?
I doubt it.
Do you have any pictures of you when you were a baby?
No.
Do you ever turn your phone off?
No.
What are the chances of you getting with your crush?
I don't really have a crush right now... I'm officially "available."
What's the nicest text message in your inbox say?
I don't know.
Any of your friends you consider family?
Andy and I consider each other brothers. And /b/rothers.
Have you ever been called a tease?
No.
Do you hate anyone?
Yes.
Do you mainly use your cell phone or house phone?
Mobile.
Are you looking forward to anything as of right now?
No.
Have you taken any pictures in the past week?
No.
Do you like Diet Coke?
Yes.
Do you like white or wheat bread?
White.
Do you hate anyone?
Yes.
Last time you wore the opposite sex's clothing?
I'm wearing women's jeans right now. Men's jeans don't fit me.
What do you want in your life right now?
I don't know. Not to have to wake up alone every single morning, I suppose.
When was the last time you laughed so hard you thought you would cry?
I don't know.
Did you tell someone a secret today?
No.
Do you trust people easily?
No. Well, sometimes. I'll say anything to anyone when I'm drunk.
What were you doing at 9 PM on Friday?
It's not Friday yet.
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