Have you ever used the word 'shawty' in a serious sentence?
I think I have, actually, but sarcastically and probably not in the same manner...
How many times do you have to listen to a song before you memorize it?
Depends on the song.
How do you feel about Chex Mix?
I don't know what it is.
Does your favorite band have more slow songs, fast songs, or both?
Both.
How exactly did curiosity kill the cat?
Well there was this bird, see, and his name was Fred, and Fred really liked mashed potatoes, oh he adored them, he did, and with his mashed potatoes he liked to have a bit of a newspaper to read, you know, just to have a bit of a giggle at the funnies whilst he enjoyed the nomminess of the mashed potatoes, as one often does, but he couldn't have any old newspaper, oh no, he needed one that wasn't his, once that was stolen, because those are the best really, the free ones, not that Fred or any of his associates would EVER promote stealing, oh no no no. Anyway, one day there was this sheep, and it went moo.
I'm eating something. Guess what it is.
My left boob
Have you ever been in any honors classes? Which ones?
Lol no
Think of a stuffed animal you've seen in your house. What is its name?
Fred
What color is the stuffed animal?
Pink
Put the stuffed animal's name together with the color and its your new name.
Pink Fred?
Now give me your dad's name but take off the last letter.
No
Give me the last name of your first crush (you can use first name instead)
Millington
Put them together and it's your new husband.
No thanks
Do you like those kind of questions or no?
I don't really care. Just passing the time.
So. What is your favorite kind of pony?
I don't have one.
When playing Monopoly, which piece do you choose to be your character?
The car
What is your opinion on autotune, if you have an opinion on it?
What is it?
Who is the best singer in your class?
I don't have any classes
Speaking of singers, do you have any singing ability?
Lol no
Do you know any Pokemon? If so, write one here:
Pikkachu or however you spell it.
When you have pepperoni pizza, do you take off the pepperoni?
I don't have Pepperoni pizza.
What is your favorite kind of cheese?
Cheddar. The more mature the better. Or Dairylea.
Do you think it's true that all you need is love?
To an extent
What was the hardest year of high school for you?
Go away
Does your handwriting stay the same or is it always changing?
Stays pretty much the same these days
Have you ever seen anyone get hit by a car? If so, did they survive?
Don't think so
What is your opinion on the show 'Glee'?
Love it.
Do you think American Idol has jumped the shark?
What?
When you were very little, did you ever wish you had homework?
Yes, I wanted to just write...
Would you collect money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney?
No, he doesn't need one
Speaking of Ferris Bueller, when was the last time you took a day off?
Oh go away.
Which word(s) do you always say incorrectly?
I don't know.
Do you ever pay attention to the news?
Sometimes
Can you perform on stage without getting stagefright?
I doubt it
Do you ever wear your hair in braids?
No.
Would you like to see a magic trick?
Sure.
Too bad. I don't know any.
Spoilsport
Did you think school dances were fun or boring?
No idea
Did you ever freak dance?
I'm doing it now
Which was the best: homecoming, formal, or prom?
Never been to any of the above.
Were your dances themed or normal?
N/A
Could anyone come or was it only the school?
N/A
Have you ever dreamed about something that happened the next day?
Sort of
Have you actually ever made a sandwich for a man before?
Yes.
Which was harder for you: Algebra or Geometry?
Geometry
Do you usually buy songs from the iTunes Top 40 list?
No.
Tell me about a time you've been stung by a bee/wasp/whatever.
I was ickle, I was in the attic looking for something, not sure what, and I just stuck my hand behind a curtainy bit and felt pain, pulled my hand out and it was stuck to my hand, screamed, The End.
Do you ever stop and think about the air you're breathing?
Yes.
Did that question make you stop and think about the air you're breathing?
Not especially
Speaking of the air you're breathing, what was the last thing you smelled?
I'm not sure
Would you like me to give you a random fact?
Okay.
RANDOM FACT: I have color changing root beer in my fridge.
ANOTHER RANDOM FACT: It does not, in fact, change color. The bottle lied.
What do you think of that random fact?
What a waste of money.
Do you have any friends that you find yourself acting differently around?
Yes.
How many speeding tickets have you received this year?
None, I don't drive.
What is the weirdest thing you've ever found inside/behind a sofa?
I don't know.
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