I still believe the knuckle one. There are people I know whose knuckles are huuuuge, and they cracked them a lot when they were younger. I don't think it actually causes arthritis, but if you ever develop it I think it makes everything worse.
If you play with noisy toys after dark they'll come to life while you're sleeping.
Santa Claus buys his toys from department stores because sometimes his elves get sick. (didn't believe that one)
Don't go [insert place here], the [insert monster here] will get you!
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