1.What time is it? 4:43 AM
Personal
2.Do you want to answer these?
Obviously
3.Name?
Amber
4.Name spelled backwards?
Rebma
5.What is your quest?
Head Ninja
6.Nickname?
Ambs
7.Age?
17
8.Hometown?
Hud
9.What were you born in?
A hospital
10.Where do you live now?
Chez
11.What state?
12.Ever going to move?
Yes
13.Would you rather live somewhere else?
yes
14.Birthdate?
30/05/92
15.When do you blow out your candles?
wtf
16.Day you were born?
idk
17.Zodiac sign?
Gemini
18.Do you know what that is?
Twins?
19.Sex?
Girly
20.Height?
not very high?
21.Weight?
halolfat
22.Eye color?
Brown
23.Hair color?
Black
24.Any siblings?
yes, do you want her? Free to good any home?
25.Names and ages?
RFK-13
26.Do you get along with them?
Yes.... sometimes... not at the moment
27.Any pets?
yes
28.Names?
Cobie, Shadow, Harley
29.Parents?
What about them?
30.Names?
Oh, JTH
31.Do you get along with them?
not really
32.Married or divorced?
Me or them :p
33.How long?
:/
34.Website?
35.Email?
Jog on pal :)
36.AOL s/n?
noppppee
37.Yahoo s/n?
mmmm idk
38.ICQ?
huh
39.MSN? haha
40.How many people are on your buddy list?
Which buddy list?
41.Phone number?
Yes, I have one.
42.Personality?
I have one of them too :)
School
43. Do you want to answer these?
obviously
44.What school do you go to?
None
45.What year are you?
None
46.What are you?
A Human.
47.Hardest class?
None
48.Easiest class?
Ermmm, idk, the sandpit?
49.Most fun class?
No idea
50.What day did school start?
Let me just check my diary
51.Do you have classes with friends?
I did
52.Do you have friends?
Some
53.Do you go to school events?
I didnt
54.What was the last event you went to?
See above
55.Do you have school spirit?
Huh?
56.Do you go to dances?
No?
57.Stag or with someone?
WUT
Relationships
58. Do you want to answer these?
Yes
59.Have a significant other?
No
60.What is their name?
See above
61.How old are they?
See above above
62.How long have you been going out?
Sighhhh
63.Have you been faithful?
Im always faithful
64.Do you have a crush?
Kind of
65.Who?
Im not telling on here 
66.Do they know you like them?
I hope not, or im screwed :p
67.You ever going to tell them?
I want to?
68.Do you have an online crush?
I guess it kind of is?
69.Who?
Jog onn
In the Past 24 Hours Have You?
70. Do you wonder why I'm asking these questions?
Not really
71.Had a serious talk?
Erm, no.
72. Hugged someone?
No
73.Fought with a friend?
No
74.Cried?
Yes
75.Laughed?
Maybe Chuckled
76.Made someone laugh?
Idk
77.Bought something?
Yes
78.Cut your hair?
Kind of
79.Felt stupid?
as always
80.Talked to someone you love?
Really like, yeah
81.Missed someone?
Yes
Have-you-ever ?
82. You want me to tell you?
83.Smoked?
Yes
84.Stolen something?
Yes
85.Done drugs?
Yes
86.Drank?
Yes
87.Gotten drunk?
Yes
88.Eaten an entire box of Oreos?
*spew* God no.
89.Been dumped?
Yes
90.Had someone be unfaithful to you?
Obviously
91.Hiked up a mountain?
No
92. Stayed home on Saturday night, just because?
Yes
93.Been in love?
I thought so?
94.Seen the White House?
No
95.Seen the Eiffel Tower?
No
96.Try smoking?
Yes..
97.Played monopoly?
Yes
98.Seen Titanic?
Yes
99.Kissed someone?
Yes
100.Tried a weight loss program?
No
101.Jumped on a trampoline?
Yes
102.Colored in a coloring book (and had fun)?
Yes
103.Had a bubble bath?
Yes
104.Been on a plane?
No
105.Been on a boat?
Kind of
106.Been on a train?
Yes
107.Been in a car accident?
Yes
108.Ridden an elephant?
No
109.Made a web page?
No, Wait, yes, at school
110.Played with Barbies?
Probably
111.Stay up all night?
Yes
112.Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean?
Yes,
113.Called a psychic or sex hotline?
No
114.Watched Jerry Springer?
Yes
115.Gotten in trouble for talking in class?
Yes
116.Been afraid of the dark?
Yes
117.Been in the hospital (not visiting)?
Yes
118.Had stitches?
No
119.Dumped someone and regretted it?
Ermmmm, yes? maybe, no, I cant remember
120.Gone out with more than one person at a time?
No
121.Lied?
Yes
122.Been arrested?
No
123.Fallen asleep in class?
Yes
124.Gotten in trouble in class?
Yes
125.Used food for something other than to eat?
Yes
126.Met a celebrity?
Yes
127.Broken the law?
Yes
128.Ever loved someone so much it made you cry?
Yes
129.Hated yourself?
Yes
130.Been brokenhearted?
IDk
131.Broken someone's heart?
Dont think so
132.Are you a virgin?
No
133.Done something really stupid?
Yes
134.Been arrested?
No..again
135.Hurt a friend?
Probably
136.Broken a bone?
No
137.Ever had a crush on a teacher?
No
Favorites
138. Why do you want to know?
What
139.Guy name?
Not Arsed
140.Girl name?
Anything
141.Nationality?
Anything
142.Color?
Anything
143.Holiday?
Somewhere nice?
144.Day of the week?
Sunday?
145.Restaurant?
Grapoloessss, nom
146.Fastfood restaurant?
Ermmm, does pizza hut count?
147.Food?
Grapes.nom
148.Animal?
Monkeh :D
149.Pet?
All my pets
150.Store?
Tesco(y) <3
151.Mall?
hmmmm
152.Clothes brand?
gah, idk
153.Soda?
7up?
154.Alcohol?
Anything
155.Instrument?
Piano<3
156.Season?
Winter
157.Number?
27
158.Radio station?
Galaxy
159.Song?
Lots
160.Sport?
Netball
161.Vacation spot?
wut
162.State?
none?
163.Country?
None?
164.Flower?
None
165.Perfume?
I dont know what its called, but someone i know wheres it & it smells well sexy
166.Thing to do?
Sleep
167.Actor?
None
168.Actress?
None
169.Saying?
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
170.Car?
Any
171.Month?
May
172.Cartoon?
Anything with a talking Donkey
173.T.V.Show?
Desperate Housewives
174.Website?
Hereee 
175.Book?
Series Of Unfortunate Events
176.Quality about yourself?
Nothing
177.Your best friend?
I have many.
178.Your best guy friend?
Coreyhead
179.Your best girl friend?
I have many.
180.Fruit? .
Grapes!
181.Vegetable?
ew... erm.... a carrot?
182.Meat?
ermmmmm. chicken?
183.Quote?
Dont Bit The Hand That Feeds You!!
184.Saying?
Wounder
185.Type of movie?
Any
186.Candy?
Ermmmmm, a lolly?
187.Language?
English thx
188.Magazine?
Any
189.CD?
Ipod
190.Store?
Tesco?<3
191.Movie?
FindingNEmo/Garfield<33
192.Day of the week?
Sunday? Your real ignorant!!
193.Singer?
Ummm, Lots
194.Band?
Lots
Misc.
195.Why are you so curious?
To what?
196.Like to swim?
Not really
197.Like to dance?
Yes
198.Have a pool?
No
199.Have a car?
No
200.Going to get a car?
Hopefully
201.Your motto?
Um
202.What do you look for in a friend?
Trust?
203.What do you look for in the opposite sex?
Nothing, Im gay
204.Time you get up?
Whenever I need too
205.Time you go to bed?
Whenever
206.What color are the sheets on your bed?
Red/cream
207.How many pillows?
Four? Wait, 2, but four on my bed
208.Ever skip school?
Yes
209.Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
No
210.What did you eat for dinner?
Nothing
211.What are you wearing?
Clothes?
212.What movie makes you cry?
None apparently anymore
213.What book makes you cry?
Erm, none
214.What song makes you cry?
Lots
215.What/Who makes you laugh so hard you cry?
My Friends<333
216.What is your favorite possession?
Ipod!/Blackberry/Laptop.
217.What physical, tangible possession do you want most?
What
218.How badly do you want it?
N/A
219.Have you ever seen The Exorcist?
Yeah
220.How long did it take you to understand why that question is here?
What
221.Does Christmas music played too far away from Christmas annoy you?
No
222.How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?
Birth?
223.What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?
I dont remember
224.What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?
ABinBag.
225.What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?
none
226.There are currently no federal holidays during August-what should be put there?
IDK
227.How good is your short-term memory?
Fine
228.How good is your short-term memory?
WTF
229.(Not very good I see, I repeated that question, did you notice?)
Yes, dickface
230.How good is your long-term memory?
Fine
231.What is your earliest memory?
My Sister being born
232.What is your happiest memory (other than receiving this survey)?
Ok well this survey isnt my hapiest memory, you douchebag just to get that out there , ummm, IDK
233.What is your strangest memory?
Hiding behind the sofa, with a jar of nutella..
234.What is your worst memory?
Jus stuf
235.What song, movie, etc.
What?
236.What song, movie, etc.
Your really thick
237.What size are your feet?
5/6
238.If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
Nothing, just, like, awe that snic & Id make an effort to get to know them, etc
239.Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going "blind"?
Getting to know
240.Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?
Yes
241.Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?
It is
242.What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
Idc
243.Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Thats not very nice, but yeah probably
244.Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?
No
245.Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?
Yes
246.Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?
No
247.Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?
No
248.Do you actually know your Social Security Number?
Yes
249.Do you actually know your IP address?
No
250.Do you know what an IP address is?
Yes
251.Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?
Is that my post code?
252.Ever think there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?
Yes
253.Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity,imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?
Yes
254.What do you think of pi, you know, 3.14152967 etc..?
Not much
255.Do you have a driver's license?
No
256.Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it?
No
257.What celebrity's autograph do you want most?
None
258.Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who?
No
259.If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)?
IDK
260.Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember who they are?
sometimes
261.If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter?
I dont care? so none
262.Do you want to be John Malkovich?
Who
263.Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?
Yes
264.What do you love most about the other gender?
If there lovely
265.What do you dislike most about the other gender?
The high ate of them that just want sex
266.What do you understand least about the other gender?
Why most of them think they own, everything/one
267.Mac or PC?
Pc
268.How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer or is it only as long as it works?
Idk,
269.Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?
Idk
270.Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?
Depends on my mood
271.Have you ever bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?
No
272.If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
Apparently, Harvey
273.Would you name a child of yours after you?
No
274.If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?
Zara
275.What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? .
There isnt
276.If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?
Yes
277.Like to give hugs?
Yes
278.Like to walk in the rain?
Yes
279.Sleep with or without clothes on?
Whatever
280.Prefer black or blue pens?
Black
281.Dress up on Halloween?
No
282.Sleep on your side, tummy or back?
All of them
283.Think you're attractive?
No
284.Want to marry?
Maybe
285.Have a goldfish?
No
286.Ever have the falling dream?
Yes
287.Have stuffed animals?
Yes
288.Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
I dont care
289.Do you think God has a gender?
Maybe
290.Do you think science counteracts religion?
No
291.Do you believe in organized religion?
I dont know
292.Where do you think we go when we die?
Askme when im dead?
293.How easy is it to make you laugh?
Pretty easy
295.Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?
I laugh if i find something funny
296.Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?
No, im not funny
297.What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?
Urmmmmm, Jemima.
298.What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?
Let me just check my funny diary...
299.Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching, when someone's watching?
Whenever i dance, im drunk
300.What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?
Lots
301.What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?
Lots
302.What song(s) are constantly in your head?
Pick You Up - Dykeenies
303.What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?
Lots
304.If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?
I dont knoww
305.If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?
Idk
306.What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?
Emperors new groooovee babeh
307.Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?
Sometimes
308.Who's your favorite Star Wars character?
er.none
309.What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?
nice oes
310.What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?
The box...
311.When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?
Healthiness
312.What's your favorite kind of cheese?
Just, normal cheese
313.What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?
Not much?
314.If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food,hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?
Depending on what went in it?
315.Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?
No?
Friends
316.What a unique category, don't you think?
Your such a gay survey :p
317.Are you sure you have friends?
Maybe
318.Best friend?
Lots
319.Second-best friend?
See above
320.Email the most?
ummmm Idkkkk all of them
321.Call the most?
Tallie
322.IM the most?
atm, Bee/beff/Sar/
323.Best friend of the opposite sex?
Tom
324.Best offline friend?
A few
325.Best online friend?
A few
326.Which friend do you dislike the most?
If i dislike them at all, there not my friend
327.Person you can always confide in?
Bee/Alex
328.Person that you could talk to for 12 hours straight and never get bored?
Laura/Beff/Bee/Alex/Sar/Hel/Helen/Amy
329.In a fight or annoyed?
No
330.Friend's house you sleep at the most?
Kel
331.Friend's house you wish you could sleep at but can't?
Beee/alsex/Lauralarr
332.Who is the first number on your speed dial?
I dont have it
333.Who would you take away on a week vacation?
Kel
334.Craziest?
Tall
335.Weirdest?
Tall
336.Most fun?
All of them
337.Saddest?
Sammie:p
338.Quietest?
ummm, none
339.Who knows you the best?
Gah, possibly, Alex? Maybe,
340.Who do you know the best?
Gah, Laura?
341.Who do you like to shop with?
Tallie:)
342.Talk with?
All of them
343.Trust the most?
Atm.Bee/Alex/Laura
344.Flirt with?
Laura, I sex her all the time...
345.Laugh with?
All of themmm
346.Give advice to?
All when needed
347.Who gives you advice?
All when needed
348.Best singer?
Sammie
349.Best athlete?
Tallie
350.Who is the nicest?
all of themmm
351.Who is the meanest?
Bee, shes scary, so she says
352.Best dancer?
Beff, Just cause
353.Best writer?
Tall
354.Best smile?
Alex
355.Most creative?
Laura
356.Best dressed?
All of them dress sexyfaced
357.Best shoes?
Tall!
358.Who doesn't care if they lie?
The all care
359.Who can't lie?
None of them, I could catch them out
360.Most innocent?
ooof, Bee/Alex/Beff
361.Most innocent looking?
Bee
362.Rebel?
Amy/Bedd/Tallie
363.Moodiest?
Sammie :p
364.Happiest?
Tallie
365.Cutest?
Bee/Sar
Do/Are/Who's?
366. It's because I'm bored, can't you figure that out?
YEs
367.Religious?
No
368.Try to be fashionable?
No
369.Think fashion is important?
No
370.Get along with your family?
Not much
371.Get along with your friends?
Yes
372.Get grounded?
Er. lol. no
373.Know any foreign languages?
No
374.Run into walls/doors?
Walk.
375.Blonde?
Inside, probably :p
376.Who do you talk to most online?
Lots of people
377.Who do you talk to most on the phone?
no one for ages ;O
378.Are you a bum?
Yes?
379.Do you get online a lot?
Yes
380.Do you shower?
Yes
381.Do you hate school?
I did
382.Do you have a social life?
No
383.Do you trust people easily?
Not anymoree
384.Have you ever lied to your best friend(s)?
Probably the old "imm fineeee"
385.Are you a dare devil?
Yes
386.Would you ever sky dive?
No
387.Do you like to dance?
When drunk
388.Are you funny?
No
389.Are you a serious person?
No
390.Do you make friends easily?
No
391.Do you work out?
exercise
392.Do you like to work out?
yes?
393.How much can you bench press?
Not enough
394.How much can you lift?
Not much
395.Are you a popular person?
No
396.Do you have plans for your future?
No
397.Do you plan to go to college?
No
398.Do you play sports?
No
399.Do you like sports?
Yes
400.Do you play an instrument?
I can play piano
401.Know what you want to be when you get older?
No
402.Ever been out of state?
No
403.Out of the country?
No
404.Do you like to travel?
Yes
405.What do YOU think of the way you look?
errrrrfattyuglyface
406.What do YOU think about your attitude?
It stinks
407.What do you think about life after death?
There better not be one
408.What do you think about karma?
I hope its true
409.What do you think about love?
Idk
410.What do you think about fate?
Idk
411.What do you think about yourself?
Not much
412.What do you tell yourself if times get hard?
Not much
413.What would you give your life for?
to make my friend ok&happy
414.What do you think about your first love?
That was the biggest mistake of my life & i was a ******** ****head even making the choices i did
415.What do you think about the first person that loved you?
They lied
416.What are you scared of?
Lots of things
417.Do you cry easily?
Yes
418.Who/What is something/someone that has touched you?
Idk
419.What was the saddest moment of your life?
Idk
420.What would life be without friends?
Not worth living
421.Without family?
****ing heaven
422.Without you?
Better
423.Are you deep?
O.o
424.Do you think love is once in a lifetime, or just chance?
Idk
425.Do you like your town?
No
426.Do you wanna get out of your town?
Yes
427.What design/logo is on your mouse pad?
Imon a laptop
428.What color is your mouse pad?
429.Drink a lot of water?
Yes
430.Have a cell phone/beeper/etc.?
Mobile
431.Do you like amusement parks?
Hmm i did
432.Have you ever been to 6 Flags?
No
433.What namebrand do you wear the most?
Idk
434.Do you like taking pictures?
Yes
435.Do you like getting your picture taken?
Not really
436.Do you have a tan?
Duhhh
437.Do you get annoyed easily?
Yes
438.What are you hobbies?
Idk
439.Do you have your own phone/phone line?
Yes
440.Do you have any posters/pinups on your bedroom walls?
No
441.Are you sick of this survey yet?
Yes
442.Do you get good grades in school?
No
443.How do you vent your anger?
Not the best ways
444.Are you a role model?
Noway
445.Who do you look up to?
No ones
446.Who do you trust the most?
Idk
447.Do you have any piercings?
Ears/tongue
448.Do you have any tattoos?
No
449.Do you dream a lot?
Yes
450.Do you daydream a lot?
Yes
451.Have you had a nightmare lately?
LOL yes
452.Do you have any allergies?
Grass
453.Do you have any health problems?
Yes
454.Do you like animals?
Yes
455.Do you have any pets?
Why are you repeating the qustions
456.Do you like siblings?
Mmm
457.Do you have glasses/contacts?
No
458.Do you have braces?
No
459.Do you have a job?
No
460.Have you ever been fired from a job?
No
461.Who did YOU want to be President?
I dont care
462.Who would you vote for, if anyone, and why?
Myself, Cause I can
463.Do you have a curfew?
No
464.Are you a vegetarian?
No
465.Could you be a vegetarian?
Yes
466.Have you ever thought about suicide?
Yes
467.Do you like coffee?
Yes
468.Do you have a sweet tooth?
No?
469.Do you like horror movies?
There ok
470.Do you like to spend or save your money?
Both
471.Do you keep your room clean?
sometimes
472.Do yours well?
Uh?
473.Do you eat vegetables?
If i have to
474.Are you a flirt?
When im drunk...
475.Are you good at flirting?
No:p
476.Do you like to go to parties?
Sometimes
477.Do you still go trick or treating?
No
478.Are you an angel or a little devil?
Angel, obv
479.Do you get along with people?
Sometimes
480.Have you ever just started dancing/singing in the middle of somewhere?
Yes
481.Have you ever won anything?
Yes
482.Do you have a waterbed or a regular bed?
Regular
483.What size?
Double
484.Do you get bored easily?
Yes
485.Do you play golf?
No
486.Do you play miniature golf?
No
487.Do you like tennis?
No
488.Are you flexible?
Yes
489.Are you a sweet heart?
Prob not
490.Would you like to be cloned?
Noway
491.What are your opinions on cloning?
I dont give a shittt
493.Scaramouche,scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
The wht, who where?
494.Did you like this survey?
Nope
495.Are you sorry you began filling it out?
Yes
496.What questions do you wish it had asked?
none
497.How would you have answered them?
Honestly
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
498.When was the last time you let the people you love/people who are important to you know you love them/that they are important to you?
i do it when i can without being a pest
499.What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know?
I love you, your brave strong & amazing & your all the most uberest people ive everrrr met
500.What time is it?
5:49 (I fell asleep in the middle :p)