I'm really sorry - but this really amused me!
Last year, I was on a camping holiday with my best friend, and she was on her way to the camp toilets and a bird pooed next to her foot and she thought - ha I missed it! then realised she hadn't, and it was all down her jeans. She was right outside the showerblock, but instead of going in and washing it off, and then telling me about it when she got back to the tent, she ran all the way across the campsite shouting - A BIRD POOED ON ME! LOOK LOOK! at me, and then walked back to the toilets :P
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