Originally Posted by
ScreamSongsOfGlory
Adam, stop being a pansy and come and join us right this second

it's nice of you to pretend you're amused. but i know what your reaction really is. The same reaction everyone has always had. it's always the same.
I'm a guy with lots of friends who are girls and no girlfriends.
once they learn of things like this, their attitude changes toward me. They distance themselves. because they believe every action has an ulterior motive behind it.
and now that i've stupidly let this come to light you're all wondering what intentions may be lying underneath everything I say, suggest and do.
I've gone and ruined another bunch of friendships.