I love riddles :) I'm quite suprised that I knew the answers of some of the above =] mine are easy:
If a blue house is made of blue bricks
a red house is made of red bricks
and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks.
what is a green house made of?
A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?