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So riddles are fun and really distracting... so mike thought that we should have a thread for them. Just write the riddle, and put the answer under a hide box. Everybody can add more when they hear them, and go through and do other peoples.

So, to start,

Two twins were born in March, but their birthdays were in April. One was twenty, and the other was twenty to, and one married the other. How are all three of these statements possible?

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March is a place in England, so they were born in the town of March in the month of April. They are both twenty (the other is twenty too). One is a preist who presided over his brothers marriage (therefore he married him)

You give your mother a present (but forgot to wrap it, silly you), yet she opens it over and over again, and each time she opens it she makes a mess. What did you give her?

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a cookbook

so start adding more!!!!