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Old 13-06-2009, 10:42 PM   #91
Left Phalange
Phillip, look at me, I'm a stamp!
 
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Originally Posted by rockaroni View Post
I'm looking for someone with great big massive smooshy knockers, who will smack my bottom and call me daddy.
Well, I can smack your bottom and call you Daddy.
But.
I have barely any knockers :(





I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. I'm gonna search him for some syrups. I'm gonna be having sex with him.


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