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Old 06-05-2009, 10:36 PM   #18
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Getting a load of distress flares and setting them off when my friends were being all paranoid whilst camping. As it turned out, we were robbed at gun point later that night, so it was pretty dumb :P



One that my friends did to another friend of mine was based on the "He who falls asleep first will forever regret it" rule. He was pretty out of it. Requested a coffee, and demanded it be very milky. 5 guys, all drunk, suddenly were on the same wave length. They took it in turns with porn and a coffee cup in the kitchen. An hour later, the guy gets his coffee. Complains it tastes funny. Someone replies "You better drink that Jimmy, we put all we had into it!"

He drank it. Didn't find out for months that it had man juice in.



And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! -- Not a vegetarian

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