Originally Posted by
sobriquet
5.After everything he says, say, "And how does that make you feel?"
6.Point at random things and say, "Where did you get that?"
7.Complain that his chair looks more comfortable.
9.Sit underneath your chair.
20.Talk to his leg.
21.Don't face him when he talks to you.
22.Talk really slowly.
23.Try to eat your hand.