"To Whom It May Concern:
I have been reading the articles on your website for quite some time and have noticed the quality of the articles decreasing.
I am able to type upwards of 100 words per minute and can properly use quotations, capitalization, punctuation, and spell check in a timely manner.
I was wondering if you would consider hiring me for a position with your news station in typing the articles of the stories that appear. I'm sure that I wouldn't let you all down. At least it wouldn't suck like the articles do now!"
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