Originally Posted by
Squirrelspit
You can buy cheap vibrators for under £10.
failing that.. tell her to go out and buy an assortment of vegetables and put condoms over them.
why would she want to borrow it when a) its been inside you and b) the batteries leaked and it probably has battery acid on it.
and.. she shouldnt really need to stretch herself.. i mean, babies come out of there.. it stretchs quite well anyway, they just need to take their time and use lots of lube.