How many kangaroos does it take to fix a leaky water main?
None, a kangaroo has neither the intelligence nor dexterity to do any kind of plumbing work. At best it could try to locate the source of the leek by jumping around, but even then it would be hard pushed to actually do anything about it.
What did the hobo get for Christmas?
Nothing.
How are a plum and a rabbit alike?
They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He didn't. He got hit by a bus.
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus are incapable of feeling fear.
Why are black people so good at basketball?
because they PRACTICE
How many Hindu's can you get into a Mini?
4 adults and possibly a small child.
There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.
Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, ones a red head, one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and their was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of you're possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau-" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.
What do you call a hispanic working at pizza hut?
An employee.
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