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11-01-2009, 12:49 AM

on holiday in ireland, jack decided to go for a long, invigorating walk in the country. however, after a couple of hours, he was starting to think he'd overstretched himself. what he needed, he decided, was a pub lunch, a pint or two of guinness and a taxi home.

luckily, round the next bend, jack came upon a farmer working in his field.

he called out to him and asked how long it would take him to get to the next town. the farmer didnt answer.

so, after waiting for what seemed an age, jack started walking again.

after he'd gone about 100 yards, the farmer yelled out: " about 20 minutes."

confused, jack turned back toward the farmer. "Why didnt you tell me that when i asked you?"

"well," said the farmer, "i didnt know how fast you could walk."

pmsl!!

11-01-2009, 12:49 AM	#460
soz	on holiday in ireland, jack decided to go for a long, invigorating walk in the country. however, after a couple of hours, he was starting to think he'd overstretched himself. what he needed, he decided, was a pub lunch, a pint or two of guinness and a taxi home. luckily, round the next bend, jack came upon a farmer working in his field. he called out to him and asked how long it would take him to get to the next town. the farmer didnt answer. so, after waiting for what seemed an age, jack started walking again. after he'd gone about 100 yards, the farmer yelled out: " about 20 minutes." confused, jack turned back toward the farmer. "Why didnt you tell me that when i asked you?" "well," said the farmer, "i didnt know how fast you could walk." pmsl!!
soz