18 or lower means you’re not stupid.
[ x ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ x ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ x ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[ x ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total = 4
[ x ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ x ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ x ] You just tried to sing them.
[ x ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ x ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ x ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ x ] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[ x ] You just looked at it.
[ x ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ x ]People have called you slow.
total so far = 15
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ x ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ x ] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.
total so far = 17
[ x ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[ x ] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[ ]You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far = 19
[ x ]You have eaten a bug.
[ x ]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[ x ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[ x ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far = 23
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins on myspace because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[ x ] You break a lot of things.
[ x ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ x ] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[ x ] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ x ] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total so far = 28
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