1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
ugly and theatrically vapid) perhaps we are less perpared....
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
my quilt
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Derren Brown - The System
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
00:00
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
01:10
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Ode to joy playing gently in the background from my record player
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I went to the bank to let them steal my money :D
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Some reference books on the art of magic
9. What are you wearing?
Cargo jeans......
10. Did you dream last night?
Nope
11. When did you last laugh?
*thinks* i cant remember :(
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
nothing
13. Seen anything weird lately?
erm not really
14. What do you think of this quiz?
tis quizzy
15. What is the last film you saw?
This is England
16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A Dodge Viper and A flat in las vegas
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I am secretly made of cheese but shhhhhhh no one knows *looks around*
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
i wouldnt change anything really
19. Do you like to dance?
not really
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Joanne or Angel
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Criss or Victor
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
*nods lots* i wanna move to Las Vegas
23. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
Pick a card any card...